Het officiele Film Quote Verhaal.

JafJoe · Bericht door **JafJoe** » 26 nov 2008 22:58

Feoreunn schreef:Do you know what I hate? I hate these 40-year-old jack-holes wearing ponytails. That ponytail doesn't make you look hip, young or cool.

I'm told it's the latest fashion in London.

Governor Swann in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Big Red · Bericht door **Big Red** » 27 nov 2008 08:30

KoenZ schreef:...In tegenstelling tot het beeld dat ik van oa. Big Red had, die ik inschatte als een quote-god...

Vriend! Biertje??

Maar even serieus, 'quote-god' is misschien teveel eer, maar ik drijf mijn vriendenkring regelmatig tot wanhoop met m'n niet-altijd-even-gepaste neiging om gesprekken te voorzien van filmcitaten. Kan er niks aan doen, maar zinnen blijven gewoon ergens in m'n grijze massa plakken. In dit spelletje gebruik ik IMDb vooral om even te checken wie ook alweer wat zei.

Bukowski · Bericht door **Bukowski** » 27 nov 2008 22:59

JafJoe schreef:I'm told it's the latest fashion in London.

I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

Danny in Withnail & I

JB · Bericht door JB » 29 nov 2008 09:49

Bukowski schreef:I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit!

Jay in Knocked Up

WizardOfOss · Bericht door **WizardOfOss** » 29 nov 2008 11:16

JB schreef:Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit!

That's a little bit more information than I needed, Vince, but go ahead.

Mia Wallace in Pulp Fiction

Big Red · Bericht door **Big Red** » 30 nov 2008 10:05

WizardOfOss schreef:
JB schreef:Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit!
That's a little bit more information than I needed, Vince, but go ahead.

At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

Dr. Evil in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Feoreunn · Bericht door **Feoreunn** » 30 nov 2008 13:33

Big Red schreef:At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

Should be interesting.

Cyrus The Virus in Con Air

gert · Bericht door **gert** » 30 nov 2008 16:12

Feoreunn schreef:
Big Red schreef:At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
Should be interesting.

Love isn't just a feeling. It's shaving your balls.

Michelle in American Wedding

WizardOfOss · Bericht door **WizardOfOss** » 30 nov 2008 22:41

gert schreef:Love isn't just a feeling. It's shaving your balls.

Touch his dick, and he's dead!

Otto in A Fish Called Wanda

Big Red · Bericht door **Big Red** » 01 dec 2008 07:55

WizardOfOss schreef:Touch his dick, and he's dead!

Aw Now Darlin'! That does sound tempting but it just wont come off.

Lane in 8 Seconds

Feoreunn · Bericht door **Feoreunn** » 01 dec 2008 19:22

Big Red schreef:Aw Now Darlin'! That does sound tempting but it just wont come off.

Ew!

Karen Smith In Mean Girls

JB · Bericht door JB » 02 dec 2008 11:17

Voortboordurend op het (genitale) scheerthema:

Feoreunn schreef:Ew!

Want ya to try gettin' the fleeces off in one piece this time. And shear the ewe up front first. She's in the family way.

Shuck in Wooly Boys

gert · Bericht door **gert** » 04 dec 2008 22:39

Voortboordurend op het (genitale?) scheerthema:

JB schreef: Want ya to try gettin' the fleeces off in one piece this time. And shear the ewe up front first. She's in the family way.

By the way, it says 'balls' on your face.

Tim in Garden State

Big Red · Bericht door **Big Red** » 05 dec 2008 07:29

By the way, it says 'balls' on your face.

You Americans, you're all the same. Always overdressing for the wrong occasions.

Major Arnold Toht in Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark

Bukowski · Bericht door **Bukowski** » 05 dec 2008 23:08

Big Red schreef:You Americans, you're all the same. Always overdressing for the wrong occasions.

...You have no sense of fashion...

Miranda Priestly in The Devil Wears Prada